Rajinikanth jokes

Here are few jokes i found on internet. These all are named as Rajinikanth jokes. I posted these jokes not to mock about Rajinikanth . But as i am a fan of Rajinikanth  i posted these to show how much we love Rajinikanth.


  • Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
  • Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
  • Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
  • When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
  • Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
  • Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
  • Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
  • Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
  • Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
  • Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  • Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
  • Rajinikanth once got fight with a knife. The knife lost.
  • Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
  • Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
  • Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
  • Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
  • Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
  • Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
  • Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
  • Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7




There are many other same type jokes. But i found these more interesting.



  1. bajni dada

    aro dis!!!! aro josh chai

  2. Shahadat Hussain Parvez

    Ok. Ei post e aami aaro add dimu naile notun post dime koydin porey

  3. aber

    feelings… Rajni can giv feelings in a Robot.

  4. Shahadat Hussain Parvez

    Yes dude Rajnikant cangive feeling to robot.. AT least in movie.!


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