Rajinikanth jokes

Here are few jokes i found on internet. These all are named as Rajinikanth jokes. I posted these jokes not to mock about Rajinikanth . But as i am a fan of Rajinikanth  i posted these to show how much we love Rajinikanth.
 

• Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
• Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
• Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
• When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
• Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

• Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
• Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
• Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
• Rajinikanth once got fight with a knife. The knife lost.
• Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
• Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
• Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
• Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
• Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
• Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
• Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7

There are many other same type jokes. But i found these more interesting.